The Bicycle Creed

Part 2

Strolling down. I wanted to share this kind of  experience . The very first day I am walking alone our campus . It is part of the enrolment process that you have to undergo check up for the health requirements and etc. in my sit, the idiot doctor asked , "What was your age ? ". I answered , " Is , it is not past tense ." She replied , " Okay . are you half American ? You do have the size. Hmm. " So she checked the anatomy of my gorgeous body . And then , after minutes , she asked , " What are you family preference ? The work , name of your father , where is he ? ".  i answered , " I lost him when I was 8. He is a soldier. Rolando doc. Rolando. "
The bullshit said this ass hole statement , " Really ? You lost him? Is he already found ? HAHA ! "
I humbly told her this , " YOU FUCKING DAMN DOCTOR!! I BET YOU CAN MEET MY DADA AFTER I KILL YOU ! BULLSHIT !!! MAYBE YOUR SCHOOL NEVER TEACH YOU THE ESSENCE OF BEING HUMAN! YOU ANIMAL TRAINED MARSUPIAL! BOOO SHIITT!!!"
Since that day , I learn to love myself on how I talk . The way I trash talk is an art . It is not regular to me . but since that situation needs it . i will give it. On that moment , I strive hard to make good things in busineess and promise to kill the when I will be 30 . HAHAH

Plunge in the Gatorade. I bet there is nothing wrong being yourself . What's wrong is the people who act like the already knew everything . When you wore clothes they like , they will hate you . And when you love the same person they loved before , they will punish your soul by their own prayers . i promise you guys. They will do anything just to make such doubtful compromise revenge .And then  so , they will slash your neck and woke up because it is only a dream . The other time I found myself on the whit beaches and stormy sands, capturing perfect lonely moments . I realize two things . It is being smooth as the ocean and subtle as the horizon . Contradictory to what my heart beats, I flew away from the lights and see the greens . I saw a bird hunted by a kid. A body of the amphibian they call spanked on the road side.  (Are you thinking the literals ? Im making an image here guys.. ) I should go to the storm coz I am wishing to see a perfect spring.

(Im driving my Bicycle now , the Creed continues on the part 3. Since my tires are loosing :) see ya ! )

The Bicycle Creed

Right foot in . You know what is wrong when you love someone? Well . Share it to me coz I did'nt know . The yuckiest thing in believing that She/he would always be there is when you realize that there is nothing waiting for you aside from a tequila or champagne . 

They said to me that I am an almost perfect girl , good life ? handsome guys fleeting ? Lemon and cucumber ! I need a straw!

My sister who apparently fell in love with a person , alien , unsatisfied bullshit decided to break all that ties with K . Degrading behavior . She is so damn hell hot , then that cryptically saying harm down monkey ? Oh come on ? HAHA

In my high school years , things like that never matters , but as of now .. Never mind . I use to spend times in front of a television , pan or even to the biggest reality that I am all alone hear in our house writing a blog. I just made an appointment to my prof yesterday, clearing out things that should have been her making it . The fact that she is not good , and the mere fallacy that she is not worth talking about .

Left foot in .My mom always plays a big part on my blog . Actually , she is always  being mentioned in every article . She is indeed a woman of my Dada’s dreams . Sexy , gorgeous and pretty .. Too much of that . So, let me start those random things I am gonna tell you by this moment .

I love making stories that is being inspired by every experience I had. By the age of 19 , I almost experience everything life has to give me , had given me and should be given to other people . And you know what I love making things , random thing about it . I love myself more than any other man can . It is  horribly something I can never explain in any of Shakes word . What the . Oh yeah . intriguing . Will ya shaddaaapp!! 

Turning wheels. They say that we have to experience for us to learn . F**ck ? Are you kidding me ? First , observation are being taught in your biology . Second, being kin is in your Chemistry . Lastly , results are being debonairly scanned in Physics. In conclusion,  reality starts tackled thru the shit , I mean sheet of your high school . So , why experiencing things at your own risk when you are already being informed of the outcome by other people's dumb ass decisions. Thug me . 

Turning radius. I am having doubts and confusions of my own story. Feelings are starting to mess up what I want to feel. Basically , you make feel better. As you clash unto my dreams and make me fine . I hate explaining a lot of things to a lot of people who knows the intro . When they thought that it is . Well , I let them believe with that . it is up to them to think again . HAHHA :P

(I will be having the second part of this Creed , since my Bicycle has to park somewhere to make a break . :) See ya in the Part 2 )

Way Back to My Weakest Braincells

(CONTEMPORARIES)

    

   I so remember myself imagining what would be the next step after having such failures in my life . Such games I haven't played , those caps I havent used . The hell with the squirt of jelly ace in my head. Then it goes to show that my Daddy is not feeling good of what am telling you right now . (The heck be with you , and also with you .Haha)

     Since I reached college , my Mom keeps on telling me a lot of things , my professors were preaching me a lot of dumb baby ideas . I then realize that I am too deserving of being that chosen mammal that proceeds into the real human figure . Laugh now . Dada told me that my name is just like that because he wants me to live simply . Oh so God of Love , I am not that girl Dad! I live in a material vision , I love shoes , foods and fun . I don't drink liquors but I go crazy for a red wine . Then that girl have told me that I am not that good . I am that almost perfect girl based on what my friend told me .

   Jack of all trades. Master of none. They always sees me like that . I draw, but not that pro . Sings but sometimes , once in a black river, got that tune and dance like nobody sees . See ? Do you believe that at the age of 9 , I wrote on that big prints. Trash talks.

   Not that ordinary neighbourhood girl . I water the plants at morning , fixes everything at once in double time . And oh yes ! And watches our handsome neighbour in their backyard. See? Haha . Then my Kuya always says that I am that jerk , freak and whatever you think is . That is how we show our love . 

I play DoTA from 9 to 2, during examination breaks and thesis ups. My life without it is a basic shit .Sorry. My boring life starts the day I lost him (D) . Days are longer and nights are shorter that I love to be headed on the coffin , a beautiful corpse . Disaster is the term .

 I go the Instagram mobile way to meet up my social-climbing spirit . I hate doing it . It is seeing a freak Jock sharing those nonsense crooked photos . And that is not the focal point here , he is so .. dill weed . I don't hate him . I just don't like him . I am serious now,  that I can never imagine that I am supposed to be a comedienne. Then what ? Name drops ? Oh Come on ! Are you going to file a case against this sexy lady ? You are not . I am too good for that . LOL :D

 I have read a lot of books , from non fiction to the less fictions , since I am not good in fairytale stories . I remembered the day when I read the story of little Red Riding Hood - nausea and that goose bumps. There is no moral lessons in that stories . Waste of time ! Why ? Dumb girl , who told her that she have to talk to that fox ? Does the story says that she has to say something ? Huh ? Now tell me ! NOW! Haha . Before my veins are getting the suck of collapse , I must tell you this - "Cinderella is not that too good to be true." Leaving a shoe ? Huh ? Blah blah blah . I do not have any idea that Disney writes a lot of grouse stories . Duping kid from ages 3 to 17 ? Come one, come all to Disneyland!!! urghhh . Barney is not there ! You should have Barney ! Franchise !

 I am a liberated youngster , I know what is wrong and what are those things that is supposed to be wrong but I am doing . Mom told me that I should be myself . But I know she will not be proud if I will be doing that .

 I am living the finest pages of my life . What are those things that I should be worrying of is none of your business. If I am dating that man , the hell with you ? If I fought like no respect with my research professor , that is her fault . I am never be wronged if you have understand me well . I eat lasagna , and I am enjoying eating every bite of it with someone that I myself alone knows the reason why I keep on seeing tomorrows. I love Gray because nobody likes it. I love drums because I am so cool playing it . I love writing and this article explains. I always left an article pointedly hanging because I want you to think the two way around.

  My synapse are losing and my neurons are having an overtime . I want you to learn that life is not about knowledge itself . It is life. Life and life . We are made by love and will die by love . What makes you a human is what makes God, a God . I believe that no matter how hard to find reality , there should be a thought that we have to live it on your own.

   One day , I will be gone . You are going to miss me too . Someday , I will marry the man that I never loved. I will be having two sons , Jeremy and Paige . I will find myself alone in my bed every weekdays because I will never let him sleep beside me. Got a bunch of paper works and will almost burn it . I will be happy seeing him afar . I will never let anyone drive any of my cars . I am going to spend sometime with the man I want to be with . This is life , I planned it . I screwed every holes . And I will let you see that I can do it . I will make my surname short , but extend and spice a comma and any three letters . 

  On that same time , you are going to judge my whole 30 years of life . And I am going to answer your stupidity with my idiot foolishness and knowledge. Apparently , you are going to be hysterical and historical .like you have given me what I want . And I will picking up a purple pie and smash it on your face .

   And now you are planning of whichever of these : contacts me via facebook or texts to criticize me or praise and eventually I am not going to believe , and second you are going to shut your mouth and that I am doing good .

    None of those ? Well . Keep out or else I am going to pinch your toot.

-- Let us make every REASON worth it . ALIBIS are going strong :)

Jessa Valerie Barquio Valencia Segovia Sumagaysay :)